|Where did she go?|
|Lucky people of New York State|
Sandra Lee - I just can't like you. The recipes are insipid. Tablescapes - what the hell does that have to do with cooking? Ewww. There just isn't enough Eww in a day. And now she's "first lady" of New York state - I feel sorry for you all (ya'll). You have a lovely state, but ... please make her go away. But then again, I've heard your Governor talk (lord, that accent! and ya'll make fun of us?), perhaps he deserves her.
Cupcake Wars (I know it's a show, not a person, but...), really? a war over cupcakes? really? Let's just insult all the people involved in real wars - you know the US Military, the local police and sheriff departments, the fire department, the US Border Patrol. What a useless bunch of hyperbole.
I do watch a couple of the competition shows on the Food Network including Throwdown with Bobby Flay, because Bobby has the chance to lose and he has to be gracious about it. [smirk] That said, I like Stephanie and Miriam - they give Flay what's for. Why is it so hard to find pictures of Stephanie (not the wife) and Miriam?
|Anne is cooler than you.|
|Duff, um, enough said.|
|So much cooler since she's w/ Oscar!|
|Aarti, so sorry.|
|Marcela - would like to like you.|
|Guy Fieri = tool in white sunglasses|
All this said, there are people on the Food Network that I really like, they are just few and far between - unfortunately. boo.
* Lowest Common Denominator (yes, all this explanation is necessary.)
World English Dictionary
** Hat Tip - Food Network Humor
*** What is up with strange husbands? Please please make them go away. please. pretty please.